you are a PIECE OF FUCKING BREAD!

you boring sack of WHEAT! you oughta shape up your act before your crummy ways turn you to OATMEAL. if i had my way, i'd take this here bottle of jelly and turn you into a sandwich, cause you're not even fit to call yourself a confection! the best thing to come out of bread is french toast, so you best be buttering yourself up reeeal soon, doughface. take the CONFECTION! test!

now paste this html into your LJ or website (or on your forehead?) and show everyone how incredibly cool and tasty you are!

<table width="300" cellpadding="0" height="67"><tr>
<td width="34%"><img src="http://vulpixen.lucis.net/confection/bread.jpg" width="200" height="200"></td>
<td width="66%" align="left" valign="middle">
<p>you boring sack of WHEAT! you oughta shape up your act before your crummy
ways turn you to OATMEAL. if i had my way, i'd take this here bottle of
jelly and turn you into a sandwich, cause you're not even fit to call
yourself a confection! the best thing to come out of bread is french toast,
so you best be buttering yourself up reeeal soon, doughface. </p>
<p><a href="http://vulpixen.lucis.net/confection/index.html">take the CONFECTION!
test!</a></p></td></tr></table>