you are a DINGDONG!

mm. dark, swirly, and enticing on the outside, but what really whets people's appetite for you is your promised creamy interior. everyone knows you have it, and they'd love to get past that sultry chocolate cake outside to delight on your inner workings. you're a renaissance pastry: you offer a bit of everything to hold everyone over. you're tasty inside and out.. just be cautious of people who are chocophobes. they'll have nothing to do with you (except, maybe, to probe your insides. for this, i'd be on the double lookout)

take the CONFECTION! test!

now paste this html into your LJ or website (or on your forehead?) and show everyone how incredibly cool and tasty you are!

<table width="300" cellpadding="0" height="67"><tr>
<td width="34%"><img src="http://vulpixen.lucis.net/confection/dingdong.jpg" width="200" height="200"></td>
<td width="66%" align="left" valign="middle">
<p>mm. dark, swirly, and enticing on the outside, but what really whets
people's appetite for you is your promised creamy interior. everyone knows
you have it, and they'd love to get past that sultry chocolate cake outside
to delight on your inner workings. you're a renaissance pastry: you offer
a bit of everything to hold everyone over. you're tasty inside and out..
just be cautious of people who are chocophobes. they'll have nothing to
do with you (except, maybe, to probe your insides. for this, i'd be on
the double lookout)</p>
<p><a href="http://vulpixen.lucis.net/confection/index.html">take the CONFECTION!
test!</a></p></td></tr>
</table>